23. Stomp, ramble and roam

Seasons, senses & self

In Which Our Intrepid Explorer Seeks A Digital Guide To Drag Him Outdoors

“Stomp? Roam? Ramble? Hike? Wander? We have unlimited walking trails for you to enjoy! Download our FREE walking app and enjoy a pocket-sized encyclopedia of urban walks.”

“Oh all right then. I’ll give it a whirl. Doctor says I need to get out more.”

“Excellent choice! New app, new you. Click HERE for a limited-time special offer on our premium app – hurry while stocks last!”

“Er…”

Seasons, senses & self 23/365:
Nudging you to... write? reflect? walk? notice? flow?

The first paragraph is taken from an advertisement, but I’ve deleted a few words to make it a little more punchy. (The app looks quite promising, but sometimes I feel I need an actual android – a walking robot I mean – to give me a piggy back to the nearest green space, plonk me down, hold my hand while I walk, and carry me home when I get tired.)

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