Seasons, senses & self
– Did you see that guy walking barefoot in the park today?– Oh, that’s Foolscap. Paper-thin and poker-faced.
– Stopped to pick up a feather, then stood staring at a rowan tree.
– What, the one with nitrous oxide canisters strewn round it?
– Yep.
– Sure knows how to pick a scenic spot!
– Why does he wear such ridiculous attire?
– To say nothing of the quick-change hair dyes! Says it distracts attention from his rotten teeth.
– Didn’t notice those.
– You wouldn’t. He never speaks and never smiles.
– Sign language?
– Nah, texting. Even if you’re in the same room. Limericks usually. Bad ones.
– Weird!
Seasons, senses & self 6/365:
Nudging you to... write? reflect? walk? notice? flow?

You can also use it to represent your own internal dialogue. Or think through a problem by imagining the questions a sensitive friend (or a wise woman in a mythical cave or fairy-tale forest) might ask you. Or face down the critical voices in your head by writing down assertive answers.
Sometimes I find writing about myself in the third person can give a sense of perspective. And sending myself up can be quite liberating.
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